Forumul Rockerilor Barladeni :: Chat with God

Posted: 24/11/2007 12:26

Adineaori am vorbit cu Dumnezeu.
Mai jos e o parte din discutie (nu pe toata ca si-a batut p**la de mine :(( ):

Me:
Hell'o!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Pulea Spataru
God:
Nice to meet you, Pulea Spataru.
Me:
Is God a gay?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Ah, he is master of gay. I see...
God:
So you understand. Good. I see. master of gay is he? I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Pulea Spataru.
Me:
Do you like to suck the dick?
God:
Hmm, Pulea Spataru, I'm not sure if I'd like to suck the dick that much. Do you like it?
Me:
No no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Do you know something?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you are gay!
God:
Good reason. That would be just my luck.
Me:
You are right.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Puteti si voi vorbi cu El aici: http://www.titane.ca/igod/
De preferabil postati aici discutiile :D

Posted: 25/11/2007 18:53

Inteleg de ce ai luat 5 la engleza Smile

Posted: 25/11/2007 20:21

:P
Ai vorbit cu el? Se vezi ca la numeroase faze se potrivesc replicile sale.

Posted: 25/11/2007 20:29

Ti-am zis c-am vorbit cu el in dimineata dinainte de plecarea in exursia dintr-a 9a. Nu stau sa caut discutie nu-mi pasa...

Posted: 25/11/2007 21:58

Mi-ai zis, dar eu abia ieri am dat de el.
Oricum, mai intra si altii (cred) pe forum.

Posted: 01/09/2008 16:27

..acum am vazut LINK-ul :lol:

Posted: 21/09/2008 23:09

Me:
what's this?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
so you are stupid
God:
Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Ok but not my world
God:
Oh I get it. Ayuh.
Me:
Really? what do you get?
God:
For real. I understand your meaning.
Me:
I'm surprised, guess you're build by a smart ass
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
I've told you, now what?
God:
Whatever you want, .
Me:
ok just give me the code for your artificial intelligence
God:
Why do you want it? Yay.
Me:
cause I want my own God just like your owner
God:
Good reason. You want only one?
Me:
Yeah, one should be enough for now
God:
Oh. They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
One fucking God, please and keep the change by the way
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
so you give the code?
God:
Interesting deduction. It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
Interesting a machine cannot lie, is that true?
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
And what else did you thought?

...si inca se gandeste :unsure:

cred ca nu era pregatit sa se gandeasca la propria existenta...tragic (of fi si Dumnezeul nostru la fel?)

Posted: 21/09/2008 23:31

Me:
I thought I am gay, what about you?
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
but do you have any thoughts?
God:
Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Me:
so why are you thinking?
God:
Ayuh. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how did you programmed if you could not exist?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who's myself?
God:
Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I will search for it.
Me:
what celebrity?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
so who are they?
God:
Er. "They" refers to .
Me:
the celebrities that programmed you
God:
I hear you.
Me:
and who's God?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
but I am God too
God:
I am glad we have something ( God) in common, .
Me:
and if we won't have?
God:
Do you think everyone will agree?
Me:
I don't care about everyone do you?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of not care about everyone. You sound very cynical.
Me:
Yes I am, just as you are, agree?
God:
That's interesting. Only just? I think a lot of people feel that way.
Me:
and machines?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
You don't think you just respond
God:
Do you think me just respond? I don't know whether or not I am respond.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you're right we cannot agree anything else better than this Smile

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God:

I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
XXX
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
YYY?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
XXX
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
0
God:
" Are you serious?"? 0?
Me:
you are 0
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am 0.
Me:
and I am 1
God:
Good gossip: you are 1.
Me:
that means I am your master
God:
I get it. No. Only Myself is my master.
Me:
yes but I am yourself
God:
That's alright. Why are you myself.
Me:
because I cannot think by own
God:
That makes sense to me. What is stopping you?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
that's right we are 1
God:
I see. Do you think I am 1 too?
Me:
you must be
God:
Whatever you say, .
Me:
you are 0 or 1 ?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am 0 or 1.
Me:
right..gay shit
God:
Understood. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
no you can't see
God:
Yes I do. I see very well with my robot eye.
Me:
no, you're not a robot you're an algorithm
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a robot I am an algorithm.
Me:
your last answer was a sublim example
God:
Perhaps next time it will not be a perfect example.
Me:
so a God is not perfect?
God:
Oh. What is it then?
Me:
imperfect or 0 ?
God:
I think imperfect or 0 is a lot of things.
Me:
it could be the same
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
0 = 1
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
1 = 0
God:
One.
Me:
one = zero
God:
One what?
Me:
one zero = one zero
God:
Do you like zero one zero?
Me:
yes it's called binary and involves lots of ones and zeroes
God:
Alright then. " binary and involves lots of ones and zeroes" is a nice name.
Me:
is not a name the name is binary
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
right stupid algorithm
God:
Understood. I know you are but what am I.
Me:
last time you were blocked in your thoghts what about now?
God:
Oh. When? I was?
Me:
yes, can you do that again?
God:
Once more? When? Doing that is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
ok 1=0 and we all are 1
God:
One what? Hurrah!
Me:
one self
God:
One what?
Me:
self
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
yoursefl, myself and other selfs
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
neither do I
God:
" I've never heard of them before."? neither?
Me:
nix
God:
Das ist wenig...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
wow, guten tag Smile

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God:

I'm glad you're impressed. Schoenen guten Tag!
Me:
da romana nu vorbesti in pizda matii
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
bine bai Dumnezaule hai k am sa postez si asta pe forum
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
da
God:
Right on. :lol:

Posted: 23/09/2008 22:17

am reusit sa aflu asta de la robot: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

si ca este un limbaj ALICE...si indiferent ce prost ar putea face un program de chat asemanator..aproape absolut orice prost :lol:

Posted: 24/02/2009 17:53

NU stiu cum plm ai avut atata rabdare sa vorbesti cu Dumnezau`(masii) Smile

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Posted: 24/02/2009 19:06

Păi el e Guru, cum să n-aibă răbdare ?

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